people were mentioning that pipeorgankind is sort of FULL VOLUME ALL THE TIME but like
lets take a look at what a pipe organ is and for the sake of argument and to nail the point home lets do it in all caps
A PIPE ORGAN IS A FUCKING INSTRUMENT LITERALLY THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMNED BUILDING
AN INSTRUMENT BUILT TO MAKE A SOUND THAT WHOLLY ENVELOPES YOU AND TRICKS YOU INTO THINKING YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY GOD.
DID YOU KNOW THEY DIDNT BUILD CATHEDRALS TO HOUSE GOD, NO THEY BUILT THEM TO FUCKING HOUSE FUCKING PIPE ORGANS.
PIPE ORGANS HAVE ONE VOLUME SETTING DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS IT IS ON
“THATS CUTE LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKIN PIPES” YOU MIGHT BE THINKING. “THATS PRETTY BIG” YOU MIGHT BE THINKING. WRONG. YOU’RE THINKING LIKE AN IDIOT. ITS FUCKING HUGE. A PIPE ORGAN IS LIKE A FUCKIN ICEBERG YOU SEE LIKE 10% OF THAT SHIT.
WANT PROOF? PIPE ORGANS DONT NEED PROOF. PIPE ORGANS DONT GIVE A FUCK.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU TOO BAD SO SAD PIPE ORGAN DOESNT CARE PIPE ORGAN DOES WHAT IT FUCKIN WANTS
AND IT WANTS TO BE AS LOUD AS HUMANLY FUCKING IMAGINABLE ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME.
DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS “THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN*” FOR YEARS SCHOLARS AND OTHER NERDS TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT ASTERISK WAS FOR BUT IM HERE TO TELL YOU I FOUND THE LONG LOST PAGE OF THE BIBLE AND IT SIMPLY STATES
*UNLESS YOU’RE A GOD-DAMNED PIPE ORGAN I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE MAN BE COOL
SO IF MY ORGAN MUSIC IS A LITTLE “LOUD” NOW YOU KNOW WHY
ITS GOT MY FAMILY MAN
SEND HELP SOMEBODY PL-
DISREGARD THAT, MORTALS
CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO PIPE ORGAN MUSIC
OR I WILL FIND YOU
“People who experience a sense of spirituality in church may be reacting to the extreme bass sound produced by some organ pipes.
Many churches and cathedrals have organ pipes that are so long they emit infrasound which at a frequency lower than 20 Hertz is largely inaudible to the human ear.
But in a controlled experiment in which infrasound was pumped into a concert hall, UK scientists found they could instil strange feelings in the audience at will.
These included an extreme sense of sorrow, coldness, anxiety and even shivers down the spine.”
(via emperorjnorton)
